Dear Baroness, What's up with all the unsolicited dick pix?

Dear Baroness,

Can you please explain to me the reason men find it necessary to send dick pix? I’m not sure why, (maybe because it’s spring?) but suddenly, I’m being inundated by them and I’m not happy about it.  Most of the time, I just block any dude who sends unsolicited pix, but I really liked this one guy and he just sent one too and I’m not sure how to handle it. Any insight you can provide would be much appreciated! 

Signed, 

Sick of Seeing Dicks

Darling SoSD,

There are many reasons men send dick pix. Here are just a few I’ve heard:

“If I send her a pic of my junk, maybe she’ll send me a naked one back.”

“I wanted her to know she gave me that erection. I thought she’d be kind of proud of it.” 

“I was wasted.”

“Sometimes you just need a compliment, you know?”

Wow. Yes. These are actual quotes from men I spoke to on the subject. Personally, I think there are other issues at play, many of them stemming from insecurity. If a man sends you a photo of his penis and you reject him, this is a far better scenario then an in-person rejection. Of course, the chances of a woman rejecting a man based on his penis in person are actually very small. 

By the time you get naked with someone you most likely have a level of physical attraction – at the very least - and hopefully more than that. There are so many more elements at play than merely the size of a man’s cock. It’s true.  I can tell you that I do not know of a single woman (Well, that’s an exaggeration . . .I do know one woman who has rejected men based on the size of their members, but that’s only one! And she’s a jerk. So let’s not worry about her.) So 99% of women will not make fun of your cock. At least not to your face. They are smart enough to know that some of the best sex had involves less than porn cock cocks. And that an aesthetically pleasing cock does not necessarily a good sexy-time session make. As I’ve mentioned before, sometimes huge is too huge. And with everything, some things and some people just fit better together than others. So please, I implore you -  stop obsessing about your cock!

I must admit I did receive a dick pic once that I still keep. It’s the best one ever. Not just because it’s a pretty cock or a huge one (it does happen to be quite impressive) but it’s the angle, the light the … well it’s almost artistic. And it’s sexy. All my friends have seen it and love it too. He doesn’t mind that I’ve shown it around. Duh. He’s proud, of course. He actually wrote a while ago asking that I send it to him so he could show his new girlfriend. I refused. Perhaps I’m selfish. It was taken for me, wasn’t it? 

I mean, do you send the same sexy pics to many different people? (I know you do. We all have. It’s an issue of practicality, after all.) But it’s not really right, right? It’s embarrassing when someone writes back after you’ve sent a photo, “You already sent me that one . . .” Oops. Silly me. But some of them are just so good, you want to keep sharing the love, right? I’ve busted many a man on this. 

I get that we all have photos we like of ourselves, but if you’re going to send the same pix to all interested (and not interested) parties, that just seems a little … well, I don’t know. Lazy? Maybe it’s not and maybe I’m just being too idealistic and romantic … please weigh in on the subject, darlings.

Gentlemen, this is the most important thing to remember … SENDING UNSOLICITED PIX OF YOUR JUNK - especially to a woman (or a man) you do not know, IS HARASSMENT. Straight up sexual harassment. Think about it. (And I welcome your lame-ass arguments to the contrary.) So stop doing it. 

As far as this man you like(d) who sent the dick pic . . . that’s your call. There’s always talking about it. I find this to be a good place to start. Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water if you really like him, but do get an answer before things go too far. I mean. This can signal a much bigger problem (insecurity). 

So what have we learned today? Don’t send unsolicited dick pix! Yes! Well done! Class dismissed. (And if you still need help, here’s a handy guide).

As Ever,

xx
The Baroness