The Baroness is a Year Old!

Greetings, Darlings and Happiest of New Years to you!

I can’t believe its been a year since I began this column. What started as a ranting and observational-type thing has blossomed into something far better: Giving you poor souls advice about sex and relationships. And I wouldn’t change it for the world.

I’m looking forward to getting deeper and dirtier with you as we move forward through this year of the Monkey, so please, send me your questions. I’m here for you!

And I’m terribly excited that The Baroness is also in the German RonOrp now! Think of all the Swiss people I can reach now! It makes me giddy even thinking of it! Wilkomme!

Send your letters to [email protected]. And if you wanted to write me one of those lovely old fashioned, hand-written documents (which I so adore) you can do so care of the RonOrp office in Zurich: 

The Baroness
Ron Orp
St. Jakobstrasse 54
8004 Zürich

If you felt compelled to send gifts - though I would never ask you to do such a thing, I would not be insulted. Ron has assured me there is a free corner in his place where the treasures I receive can live until I collect them. Oh, how I do love presents . . .

The Baroness is also now on Twitter @thebaronessZH and on “The Devil’s Facebook”, as my dear friend Marilyn calls it, at The Baroness. You can send your questions, letters, feedback and even recipes here. Post photos of yourselves in caftans at cocktail parties – you do as you please. Just make sure you always have a (full) glass in hand. 

You don’t even need to keep it clean, because all my grandparents are dead, I keep my father in the dark and my mother is why I’m like this. So!

And though I said you don’t need to keep it clean, please no dickpix. I have an entire iPhone full of ‘em that keeps me quite busy enough, thank you very much.

Finally . . . drumroll, please . . . The Baroness will have her own YouTube channel in the coming months! Yes. It’s true. You can now die happy.

Send me letters! Send me questions! Don’t be shy! I’m here for you! I begin each day with a Vodka martini (dirty, extra olives) just so I’m able to counsel you at my best. Now that’s love!

Until next week, darlings.

As Ever, 

xx
The Baroness